The Fresh Start Ritual, How You Can Get a Fresh Start.

Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court
with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting
hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and
challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.
After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your
mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living
in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send
you to live there for an indefinite period of time.
With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a
cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license
plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the
mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are
extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you

MUST

point out in front of the car and say ‘Yo homes to Bel
Air’. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime
between 7 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you’ve been
traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say ‘Yo homes, smell ya
later!’, but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door,
look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.
If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.
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